What Happened to Dane Cook – New Updates for 2018

One of the most wildly popular comedians among young people in generations, Dane Cook’s star ascended steadily for a decade. In fact, Dane Cook is one of the most successful comics of all time in purely financial terms. Famously “straight-edged,” Cook’s act is not fueled by alcohol or drugs, but instead focuses around a kind of long-form storytelling in which Cook finds the humor present in everyday situations. This style of humor made his act accessible, relatable, and ultimately successful. Yet, his career has also been troubled by personal problems, accusations from rivals, and a strong backlash from “hip” counterculture. In the last few years, Dane Cook’s once ever-present visage has begun to appear less and less on the big screen and the stage. The future looks even less uncertain for the former comic idol once beloved by so many.

Dane Cook’s Early Life

dane-cook-youngIn 1972, Dane Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, part of the Boston metropolitan area. His parents raised little Dane and his six siblings in the Irish Catholic church out in the suburbs. Cook has stated that while he grew up imitating Bill Cosby around the house, at school he was mostly quiet and withdrawn. He finally broke out of his shell during his second-to-last year of high school when he became involved with a drama program. It was here that Cook rekindled his childhood love of standup comedy and the young man began to experiment with performing on stage. Dane Cook did not go professional right after high school, however, electing instead to study graphic design in college, just in case his comedy career didn’t work out. Fortunately for Cook, that concern was unfounded.

By the time he was twenty, Cook had ingratiated himself with the local comedy scene as the star of a Boston improv group. The group struggled to achieve wide-ranging success, however, and were even “shoed” off stage once, in an incident in which audience members at a Phish concert hurled their shoes at the group. Cook wanted more than his supporting cast and fair-weather audiences could offer him. Two years after the shoe-down at Boston Garden, Cook moved to New York City to perform full time, and two years after that, he would finally move to Los Angeles, home of Hollywood, the ideal place for a burgeoning talent to find a worthy audience. That audience would finally give Cook his breakout success in 1998, in a performance on the stand-up comedy series curated by Comedy Central, Premium Blend.

Dane Cook’s Harmful if Swallowed and Success

Premium Blend has played a hand in launching countless careers. These stars included Mitch Hedburg, dane-cook-thenDemetri Martin, B.J. Novak from The Office, Darrell Hammond, Daniel Tosh, and Ron White. Simply landing the gig on Premium Blend put Cook in good company, but his success on the show allowed him to net his own half-hour Comedy Central special just two years later, in 2000. This was just the beginning of his business relationship with Comedy Central however. His first comedy album, Harmful If Swallowed dropped on Comedy Central Records in 2003 to widespread acclaim.

The certified platinum comedy CD/DVD set, Harmful If Swallowed, has sold over a million copies in the United States alone and continues to be one of the most popular comedy albums of the new millennium. The stand-up set featured on the album focused on the awkward moments that occur in everyday life, again told in the form of whacky stories purportedly from Cook’s own life and times in this weird world. Fan favorites include bits about the “pickles lady” at a local fast food restaurant, the uncoolness of Kool-Aid, the pleasures of tickling, playing Monopoly, and the horrors of public restrooms. Fans seemed to respond positively to the fact that, like Jerry Seinfeld before him, Cook’s universal humor does not rely on deep, insightful ideas or political messages. Criticisms of the album included the raunchy descriptions of sex and the fact that the energy and sometimes very physical comedy of Cook’s routine did not translate well to the audio medium.

His next album, Retaliation, put Dane Cook into the public spotlight immediately, and not for entirely positive reasons. Retaliation, released in 2005, rapidly went double platinum and even reached the top ten of the Billboard charts, the first comedy album to do so in nearly thirty years. It had a similar style to his last album, but had nearly twice the running time and a wider variety of jokes. The sophomore album’s most common criticisms included the fact that it was less quotable, sometimes too dark, and perhaps aimed at a younger audience. A more concerning criticism was that several of the bits the appeared on the album were eerily similar to those from an earlier, far more obscure 2001 comedy album from then relatively unknown comic Louis C.K. The disputed material including gags about cyclists being hit by cars, anal irritation, and children with weird names. Other claims of plagiarism have also troubled Cook’s career, with comedian and popular podcaster Joe Rogan later claiming that a sketch of his own was stolen by Cook. Louis C.K. and Cook would finally have a fictional confrontation about the plagiarism claim on C.K.’s television show Louis in 2011, settling the matter once and for all. In general, however, the strength of the album’s performance with the public was enough to net Cook his first starring Hollywood movie role.

The 2006 comedy Employee of the Month marked the start of Cook’s foray into Hollywood as a major player. He had appeared in a number of earlier films in smaller roles, including the cult hit Waiting. In Employee of the Month he appeared with the considerably less famous Dax Shepard though, starring as “Super Club” employees competing to win the love of their co-worker Jessica Simpson. The film was a box office success despite negative reviews. 2007’s Good Luck Chuck paired him with a different famous Jessica, Jessica Alba, as a lothario known to drive women into marriages with other men in their desire to get away from him. Although initially finding his “power” a great gift, allowing him to woo and bed many women in rapid succession, when Chuck falls for Jessica Alba, he must try to “turn off” his power in order to keep her from leaving him and finding somebody else. Again, the movie was successful enough with fans of Cook, Alba, and romantic comedies to be considered a box office win, but was panned heavily by film critics for its vulgarity and “mean-spiritedness.” Cook’s romantic comedy trilogy was bookended by My Best Friend’s Girl, which focused on a love triangle with Jason Biggs and Kate Hudson.  While slightly less successful, it still ended its run well in the black.

What is Dane Cook Doing Now in 2018?

dane-cook-nowAround this time, Cook was struck down by a devastating series of personal tragedies. First, both of his parents died within a year of each other. Soon after burying them, Cook discovered that his half-brother Darryl, who had worked for years as his manager, had stolen millions of dollars from him. An investigation resulted in imprisonment. Amidst losing so much of his family so quickly, Cook had to deal with a massive backlash from brigades that he refers to as “haters.” Cook has suggested that any time somebody experiences a meteoric rise in fame, a lot of people are bound to feel angry or jealous about their success. Whether former fans, rival comics, or rival comics’ fans, there are large contingents of people who consider Dane Cook unfunny and he has been regularly voted as the most-overrated comic of all time on the internet. This is ironic because much of Cook’s early success came from his clever utilization of the web in order to build a massive Myspace following.

In recent years, Cook has mostly left the limelight. Despite taking several roles voicing animated characters, often a bad sign that one’s star is on the decline, Cook has maintained his popularity levels by releasing a greatest hits album. He is also slated to star in an upcoming science fiction film called 400 Days. Will it bring Cook back into the spotlight in a positive way? The scant details available have included numerous delays and missteps. This is not a great sign for eager Dane Cook fans hoping that their hero might one day rise again.


  1. Oh give me a break. What’s he supposed to do…rise at an insane rate forever? Dane is a self described homebody and he’s smarter than you think. Just because he can’t be a new up and coming guy every year doesn’t mean he’s declining. Not everyone doing voice acting is on the decline either (poor George Clooney, Steve Carrell and a zillion other obvious examples). Dane has his feet kicked up and if and when he wants to do an album of new material….he will. If he wants to do new material, I’m sure he will. …if he wants to. I’m not sure why you wrote a bio on him to make a fairly pointless and largely baseless statement. And Dane refers to them as what he calls “haters” you can? What planet are you on? Half the world use that word. And yeah…Dane doesn’t get toasted to do his material because 1. He has talent and 2. He wants good material, not random bull crap.

    • No, he should at least retain some of the popularity he had 10 years ago. He “wants good material”. I guess that’s why he took to stealing from Louis CK, huh? Can’t tell if you are just a bitter fanboy, or what’s going on…

      • Comics steal from each other all the time. Nothing new. But Dane has been pretty successful. He has nothing to prove. I will guarantee he doesn’t care as much as the haters writing mindless articles on one’s supposed decline.

    • Lmao. Why worry about Dan Cook, he had his day in the sun and he has had more wealth and fame than the average person around him. He should never be considered unlucky. He should always be considered a success .

  2. I always thought he was really funny, but my kids are grown now and even my daughter was repulsed by his old comedy movie “Good luck chuck” because she thought the whole movie was way to sexist/mysoginistic. Our newer generation is into a different type of humor these days, and comedians have to keep it fresh and in line with the audience they are performing to. What is funny today might not be as funny 10 years from now. Anyway, I will always like Cooks humor but I am an older gal from a different generation..lol

    • Just because there’s a new generation today doesn’t mean that the old ones are gone. You make it sound like the generation who loved Dane Cook is dying off and that’s why he’s not successful anymore. The reality is the specials he’s released in the last 7 years or so just aren’t that funny. It’s not about the style, it’s about the jokes. If you don’t keep the good jokes coming then you’re quickly forgotten. That’s just how it is.

  3. I thought he was a better comedic actor than comedian. His roles are genuinely funny ex: Good Luck Chuck; Employee of the Month. He has a likeable aspect that makes the viewer root for him. As a comedian, he is not so good… Otherwise, he should continue pursuing roles in film as I think it is his strong suit.

  4. “Again, the movie was successful enough with fans of Cook, Alba, and romantic comedies to be considered a box office win,,,”

    That’s textbook damning with faint praise. Nicely done.